May 2013
bondoge:
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
illegolas:
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
Yahoo is apparently making Tumblr more family...
“I felt like everyone else had gotten this instruction manual that explained life...”
– Nic Sheff - Tweak. (via infinityofstardust)
if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no
tltty:
sorry i can’t do this math homework it’s against my religion
phriend:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
“I think I made you up inside my head.”
– Sylvia Plath (via 13neighbors)
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
